A social study
MacGyver sports a mullet. It's a bit controversial, but the "business in front, party in back" hairstyle epitomizes MacGyver's approach to life. You'll notice hair covering the nape of the neck, but the utility of such a style is questionable at best, and could be a serious liability. After all, you never want to give a villain something to grab.
There is no concrete correlation between the mullet and socioeconomic status, education level, or racial identity. Anyone can have a mullet (though it's called a "fe-mullet" if sported by a female). The frequency of mullet sightings in recent years has declined, but the style is still lurking in metaphorical dark alleys all over the world.
The Etymology of the word "mullet" is not yet clear, but scholars are working diligently to uncover the truth. The word seems to have been coined by the Beastie Boys, but the rest is yet to be discovered.
Like all great things, the mullet has many names. The following are common aliases:
The Seven (for the shape)
Achey-Breakey-Bad-Mistakey
Canadian Passport
Kentucky Waterfall
Missouri Compromise
Mudflap
Squirrel Pelt
The "Yep, Nope"
Beaver Paddle
Though some of these phrases indicate geographical isolation of the mullet, let me reiterate that regardless of race, color, creed, national origin, ancestry, sex, marital status, disability, religious or political beliefs, anyone can have a mullet.
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